Yanny Mac - Bungled

  Dear Emily My cat has started grooming excessively. She has always groomed, but now she over-grooms in my opinion. She lost her older sister earlier in the year. They always groomed each other, but the youngest was more willing. I would not mind so much about the excessive grooming, were it not for the fact that as soon as she has finished, she goes to bed. She seems to get all dolled-up, then decides to stay-in. Should I be worried? Yours A Worried Cat Owner. ***Photo: Not My Cat. (I would never buy that colour yellow towel, due to a complicated but efficient washing-cycle).

  My Chromebook automatically updated itself like a lovelorn teenage onanist. It has furnished me with Gemini , Google's A.I. chatbot for those who chat to bots. It's a treasure trove of ideas for writers, bloggers, and form-filling eejits. It's perfect for people like me. So why do I feel that we're all going down a homogeneous tunnel of analogous similitude, soon to be SO ALIKE, that we're all completely indifferent to difference ? Disappointed to see that the TikTok handle of 'Homogemini' has been taken. No posts yet. Even more disappointed to learn it's a term used by tertiary oil engineers dealing with zwitterionic sulfobetaine surfactants, when processing and purifying soluble proteins in the cosmetics industry. I fear I will never consult a book again.