ALL DRESSED UP WITH NOWHERE TO GO.

 




Dear Emily

My cat has started grooming excessively.
She has always groomed, but now she over-grooms in my opinion.
She lost her older sister earlier in the year.
They always groomed each other, but the youngest was more willing.

I would not mind so much about the excessive grooming, were it not for the fact that as soon as she has finished, she goes to bed.

She seems to get all dolled-up, then decides to stay-in.

Should I be worried?

Yours
A Worried Cat Owner.


***Photo: Not My Cat.
(I would never buy that colour yellow towel, due to a complicated but efficient washing-cycle).

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